Sarah Pain- in- the- Ass Palin

Speaking of ass...Sarah's is now about the size of Zeusula and Mars put together. Well it serves her right. After she was no longer able to open her mouth to the public, she had to cure that oral fixation of hers, which is when she chose to eat compulsively. Now I'm talking like 10,000 calories a day. As many of you have seen, the woman is a whale. I mean the 69 year old Palin makes the now 250lb Kirstie Alley look petite. The addiction to food and overeating seems to have begun for Ms. Palin after her husband left her for a not-so-large liberal. According to sources the first night she was alone after the former Mr. Palin completely moved out his own, she indulged in a Costco-sized birthday cake and two dozen donuts. From there it was just one slippery slope on down the hill. At around 260lbs not-so-sexy Sarah couldn't find romance, so she turned to eBabe where she hoped she could at least buy a man to pretend to like and her and possibly satisfy those long neglected needs. Well, turns out eBabe was not the answer because, ten men and $400,000 later, Sarah Palin was checked into a rehabilitation center, out in the middle of nowhere on a completely orangic farm where all foods are prepared raw, in order to cure her food addiction (and possible eBabe addiction). Ms. Sarah Large will remain at this facility for an entire year. Hey, if she expects to see any results from the mess she turned herself into, it's going to take at least a year. We'd be lucky though if Sarah just couldn't handle the treatment and ate herself alive, we'd then never even have to hear about her again.