Selena Go-Away-Mez

It always breaks my heart to hear of these former cutie-pie actors turning into partying monsters...NOT! At the age of 39 it's about damn time that Selena Gomez check her bad self into rehab. As most of you know, Selena has followed in the footsteps of the now-plastic-surgery-addicted Lindsay Lohan. Sources claim that it was Selena's tragic split from Nick Jonas that really set her over the edge. She had been guzzling about an entire handle of vodka each day for the past month or two. Her once pretty face isn't looking so pretty anymore. The rate of her drinking has resulted in some serious aging to her fair skin, causing her to look almost as horrid as the overly tan Nicole Richie. What finally led Selena's younger sister, to get her checked into rehab was the recent run in with the police that landed Ms. Gomez a night in jail and 1,000 hours of community service. It was reported that Selena Gomez had around 2 pounds of slugs stashed under the passenger seat of her purple Honda Hover car. It's still unknown as to how long Selena has been using slugs, but girlfriend needs to get some help and a facial. Selena will actually be traveling quite far, all the way to Saturn, for a 90-day stay at a drug and alcohol rehabilitation center. If you or a loved one needs help you can check out the Spacecations site for traveling rates to seek the best support you can get.