Megan Fox.

So even at 46 Megan Fox is still that hot little thing. However, being hot is never an excuse to act for lack of a better word, slutty. She didn't let her figure or her face go, so why should she let all of her morals and values go!? Jesus, if Caesear and Perez got a dollar for every time they had to update us on Miss. Fox(y)'s man of the week, they'd be rolling in billions. This time Megan's involved in a bit of a different situation. Well first off and most importantly, she's going to rehab. And the reason she is going to rehab is sex addiction (I know, shocker, right?). Well here's the funny thing. Miss Fox apparently ordered a babe from eBabe as her own personal sex slave. Seriously! The poor guy didn't know what the hell he was getting himself into. So after weeks of being forced to do things this man never heard of, let alone thought of ever even doing, he dumped Megan off at a rehabilitation center that specializes in sexual addictions. The exact location of this place is yet to be known, but it would be in everyone's best interest to send the lovely Megan Fox off to Zeusula where the only possible interaction with members of the opposite sex will be her doctors.
As you may recall, Tiger Woods was recently released from sex rehab and now he's onto to sleazier things than ever before with his new reality show, So You Think You Can Hump? Season 2. Well, Megan, maybe, hopefully you'll do better than that Tiger. Oh, who am I kidding? I love this stuff, and you all do too!

Okay, so Megan, "recover" faster than expected, get out, and do something ridiculous like an extremely public relapse.

XO
CelebAddict