Apparently You Can Have Too Many Kids

So as you all remember a number of years ago, back in 2025, Angelina had given birth to her twelfth biological child. Adding the 12 biological children to her 15 adopted children, Angelina is now at a total of 27 children.
What the hell? Wanting to have 27 effing kids is way beyond me, but apparently to some (or maybe just the fabulous Angelina) it is ideal. But even odder thing is that number 27 isn't where she wants to stop.
For the past eight years Angelina has been obsessively trying to adopt another five kids from Uganda. It seems as though her emotional stability has been more than a bit off since her split from long time-partner Brad Pitt. But I mean, who could blame her? Had Brad Pitt left me I'd be one hell of a hot mess, even minus all the kids. Social workers have been making endless visits to Angelina's home in an effort to to put an end to this compulsive adopting. Angelina only refused to put an end to her attempts at adopting "just one more." She had even lured Brad over for a night of fun hoping to get knocked up. But c'mon, honey, at 57, you be so much as thankful that Brad is even still willing to go near that. It was one last trip to Africa that sent Angelina over the edge and into a cozy rehab center not-so-conveniently located in the middle of Alaska where the closest airport is over 200 miles away, and every child in the city is living in a safe and happy home. Angelina will reside at Ice Cap Lodge for a total of 90 days where she'll work on being happy with the number of children that she has, and learn that it is okay if you're only sending millions of dollars over to the country in need and even visiting and providing aid once in a while as well. All 27 children will remain under the care of the delicious Brad Pitt and 20 nannies.
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Hope you're well, Angie!